my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The air taste purple.
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