I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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