That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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