we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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