Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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