Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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