She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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