i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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