so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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