just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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