What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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