best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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