this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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