dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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