i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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