its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I am mentally ready for anal.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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