32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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