I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
