naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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