before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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