You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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