He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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