I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
