So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
someone owes me an orgasm
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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