Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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