I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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