i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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