Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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