awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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