trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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