I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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