how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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