Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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