she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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