i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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