what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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