Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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