Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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