if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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