That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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