Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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