I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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