There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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