i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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