WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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