What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
