I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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