im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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