I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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