Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
