So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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