I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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