Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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