if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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