Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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