I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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