Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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