id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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