Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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