You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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